Thursday, August 27, 2009

A national hobby?

One of the favorite hobbies in Cyprus goes like that:

You sit in a restaurant/ bar/ cafe/ club, drinking, eating, socializing. When a person or a couple enters the establishment you stop WHATEVER you are doing, you stare at them - not even a little bit discreetly - and then after the one minute of staring you continue what you were doing.

For God's sake people can you just please do your own F******* job and stop staring! Because I swear, the next time somebody stares at me and Molly, I will personally go on their table, STAND in front of them, STARE at them, BENT DOWN check their legs and shoes, MAKE A RUDE COMMENT, SMILE and LEAVE. Maybe that will teach a lesson to Cypriot girls!

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