Monday, November 24, 2008

Please tell me..

Why can I never find a REGULAR sized candy bar no matter how much I try? Why does Twix have to be Extra Large and Snickers has to be Super-Sized. I know that this is a consumer-oriented society but I don’t want to eat more than I want, I do not want to save it for later. I just want my REGULAR size chocolate.

Why are all candy bars in the U.S sweeter than Europe?

Why when I wait for that important call, my phone never rings?

Why when I try to take a nap my phone rings? (but it is not the important call)

Why on the U.S TV channels you can see disgusting scenes of surgeons performing surgery, you can see all sorts of crimes but yet they only censor boobs and thongs?

Why can’t people understand that Cyprus is an independent country, not a part of Greece no matter how many times I point that out?

Why do I have to decide what I want for Christmas at the end of October?

Why have I lost 8 lbs when I was in London this summer and I have gained 6lbs since I came back to the U.S?

Why are some people allowed to drive even though they are a public danger?

Why are all the good TV shows on Monday night and there is nothing good on TV on Tuesday?

Why does the Business school have more students than it should making it a real challenge to find a break-out study room?

Any answers to the above questions are greatly appreciated. Except the one about me gaining the weight I lost..

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